1.) I don't shower enough.

2.) I wear the same cloths sometimes.

3.) I actually don't cheat on girlfriends.

4.) I am way too honest.

5.) I will never forgive someone for calling me names I told them already that I hate.

6.) I will hold a grudge forever.

7.) Killing someone would be easy for me.

8.) I'm the last person you ever want to ..

9.) I am a full Druid. I have read all the materials and courses from Britan and England. I probably spend about $1000,oo per year in new correspondance courses and books that you can't get in America.

10.) I get strange gifts in the mail from people. Nice gifts like custom coasters for UCN and Jewelry for my girlfriend or whatever. They usually come with a thank you or business advice or a letter about somwone's life.

11.) I make a little under 2 million dollars per year. I'm saving up to put a castle on my land in Custer, SD. It's right on top of a giant geode that will be my office. This is why I cant retire for 5 years.

12.) I lost my license for 3 years because I refused to pay a ticket for speeding because I had a faulty spedomoter. I never paid the ticket and am driving legal today.

13.) I will stand up for what I believe in with all my heart.

14.) When I tell the story about my retarded legs, I can actually lift 850lbs six times. I tell people less because I have had to prove it too many times already and it hurts my lower back every time and I don't want to lift that much anymore. 650 is much better and I don't get sore. I think this is why I can wrestle with the big guys and doods my size can't.

15.) I am on probation for assulting a cop. It's a lie that I assulted them, but it's the truth that I can eat lightning and walk and talk and form complete sentances while being tazed. he-he what?... I practised... a lot.

16.) I have a dark secret I will never tell you. It would totally blow your mind. It's bigger than the next secret.

17.) I've trained myself to do things that would trip you the fuck out. I can tight-rope walk and ride a unicycle on one. I can do everything in gymnastycs very well.

18.) What they show you that you can do with swords in videos is often slowed down and kept to a pattern that the camera can see.

19.) I can tell you the type of any sword and about any other medieval weapon. I can also use (and have in a vault somewhere) every one of them. A few of my longer term girlfriends have actually seen the collection.

20.) I do the navy seal workout when everybody goes to sleep. Evidently I can fuck all night long and have multiple orgasms because my core body strength is so high. Now if only it didn't make me so damn hungry.

21.) I act tired and dizzy after sex so that the girl will go to sleep. Really, I can't tear a girl in half, but I can at least get a good workout when I'm still warm from sex if I play my cards right.

22.) I've only been sick once in my life. It was really bad and the doctors never figured out what it was. I tell people less because nobody ever believes me except my family and I'm tired of saying more than 3 years. It's not a lie. I actually have not been sick for 3 years.. lol

23.) Like all the men in my family before me, I'm an expert marksman.

24.) I'm an Inventor but I like to invent cool stuff so I have a secret labratory.

 

1.) Jacklyn was the most beautiful girl I've ever been with.

2.) Alana was the most beautiful girl I ever had a chance with.

3.) Two very beautiful girls want me and I can't have a relationship right now. It's difficult to decide. Or maybe I'm just prolonging the dating scene to see which one stands out better. Maybe I'm just still in love with my x.